Oh! Shrinking...

...how do I love thee? *Gleeful laugh*

For the first time in, oh, living memory, I really feel like I'm getting smaller. I've seen the numbers go down before, but always wondered at how they can dwindle and yet you remain resolutely hefty, solid, present. At how the numbers can lie, telling you you're tiny when you can see, for crying out loud, with your own hateful eyes that you're grossly, hilariously, in excess!

Because we never really get any smaller, do we? Not in the sense that we're looking for.

But now, just for a moment, I wonder if, just maybe, even I could become pretty and delicate and fine. And I feel giddy at this thought.

Ladies. We can do anything.